The BS Report Range

  • "I Don't Hold a Hose, Mate" Coffee Mug
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  • Mr Morrison's Mates Coffee Mug
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  • "I Don't Hold a Hose, Mate" Tote Bag
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  • "I Don't Hold a Hose, Mate" Stainless Steel Water Bottle
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  • Petty Political Point Scoring Stickers
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  • The Morrison Shopping Bag
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Mr Morrison is all about himself and doesn’t really care about you.

That’s why when things go wrong – whether it is the bushfire response or the COVID-19 vaccine rollout – he doesn’t take charge. But when things go right, he’s the first to take credit.

He’s not interested in what you want or need. He’s not on your side. He’s only in it for himself.

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All proceeds from The BS Report Store donated to the Australian Labor Party